Something in the world of floating have you stumped?
Show Highlights
This isn’t an episode. Stop reading this, silly!
And don’t even think about listening to the recording. What are you, incapable of listening to requests? There’s no more podcast! We already told you that.
Jeez, what a persistent person you are, still looking at this…
Don’t you have anything better to do? Forget this… I’m outta here!
Peace.
Listen to Just the Audio
Transcription of this episode doesn’t exist, cuz it’s not an episode, stupid head.
Didn’t you read that header? There’s no episode! There’s not a transcript, either!
Or did you just want it written out how oblivious you are for thinking there is one!
Well, I can do that without a transcript!
You’re silly!
There. See?
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Tank Topics – Handling Difficult Customers
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The 2019 Float Conference Recap – OSP 09
You can tell this episode was recorded a little while ago, really close to after we all got back from the Conference. The boys are a little tired today, but they still have lots to talk about.
Grashkahmn share their initial reactions to the Conference now that it’s being run by the industry as a non-profit. This is a nice episode especially if you’re looking for some insights on their behind-the-scenes perspective on this big industry event and how it has changed this year.
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The Russian Float Conference – OSP 08
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The guys got to go speak at the float event on the other side of the world and are reporting back on what that was like, how their industry is shaping up, and some of the lessons we can learn about their industry over there.
Additionally, Graham and Ashkahn lied to you. The show notes will not have a puppet show in them.
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