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In every service business, there’s a running joke that someone likes that’s usually somehting along the lines of “this job would be great if it weren’t for all the customers!” (*cue laugh track and uproarious applause*), well, the boys have not shied away from talking about the difficult sides of running a shop like ours. We’ve got episodes about handling negative Yelp reviews, customers too intoxicated to float, and even what to do when it’s time to 86 a problematic client.

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Recent Podcast Episodes

What About Instagram? – DSP 254

What About Instagram? – DSP 254

Facebook gets a lot of attention on this podcast when it comes to talking about marketing on social media, but what about Instagram? It seems to be getting more and more popular, are Instagram ads just as good as Facebook then? Why or why not?

Derek tackles this question with Graham in tow and explains the nuances of the different platforms and why you’d post on one and not the other, despite that they are both owned by the same company. 

What About Instagram? – DSP 254

Should I Change the Name of the Float Center I Bought? – DSP 253

Is it a good idea to change the name of a float center after buying it from someone else? As the industry gets older, more and more people are going to have to answer this question.

Branding is definitely part of the equity of a business and you purchase everything that comes with it. But can you put a price on being happy with your business and making it feel like your own? 

Derek and Graham tackle these questions while Ashkahn is away for the Conference. 

What About Instagram? – DSP 254

What’s a Marketing Funnel? – DSP 252

Graham and Derek break down the ins and outs of what, exactly, a marketing funnel is and how to develop one when speaking to banks and investors.

If this is something you don’t understand, you’re not alone! Graham consistently explains how a marketing funnel works in the Apprenticeship every year to a bewildered class. Don’t be afraid to take notes and ask questions. 

What About Instagram? – DSP 254

How to Make Great Videos for Social Media – DSP 251

Derek and Graham talk about video content, and how to use it effectively on social media. There’s a lot of wisdom in keeping videos short and to the point, but they also recommend keeping them low tech (unless you can go really high tech). 

Derek also issues a challenge for every float center listening, by September, everyone should go out and film a testimonial video and post it on social media. If you do, let Derek know by sharing it with the Float Tank Solutions facebook page.

What About Instagram? – DSP 254

How long should an e-mail be? – DSP 250

In this sports analogy laden episode, Graham and Derek talk about effective copywriting tactics when writing out an email to the loyal customers of float centers across the globe. 

They line out the importance of focusing on a short, sweet, and simple message, while outlining some strategies at Float On that are used with that in mind. 

Latest Blog Posts

2016 Float Conference Program Introduction

2016 Float Conference Program Introduction

It’s been my pleasure to write the introduction to the conference program for five years in a row, and each year I enjoy posting it up on this blog for everyone who didn’t make it out. I hope to see you all in 2017! – Graham

The Float Tour Blog – Issue #16

The Float Tour Blog – Issue #16

We finally took this trip international! Explaining Float Tour to the border guards was a little bit of a challenge (especially through the language barrier), but – after some creative hand gestures and finding synonyms for “sensory” and “deprivation” – we made it through.

The Float Tour Blog – Issue #15

The Float Tour Blog – Issue #15

New York is where it’s at, and it’s arguably the busiest place on the planet. People here live fast-paced lives and rarely – if ever – have time to slow the fuck down and enjoy themselves.

Just like Jersey, people here also see skepticism as a point of pride, and take it to an even greater extreme. All of this makes New York a sort of “proving grounds” for floating: if it can make it in New York, it can make it anywhere.

The Float Tour Blog – Issue #14

The Float Tour Blog – Issue #14

The Garden State houses probably the highest concentration of float tanks on the East Coast. Jersey is a gateway to the major metropolitan areas nearby: New York City, Philadelphia, and Washington D.C.

This convenience has made Jersey the suburban hub for every major industry on the East Coast for generations, giving it the highest population density of any state in the U.S. This is fantastic for the float industry; if there’s one statistic that correlates with successful float centers, it’s population density.